Saturday, February 16, 2008
OPPSS!!!!!!
So so sorry I never update.
kindda busy this few days. :$
I dont know what to talk about so just read the jokes below.
ENJOY! :D
ENJOY! :D
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"And the nursery sleeps up to a dozen..."
3.
A zookeeper spotted a vistor throwing several $10 bills into the elephant exhibit.
"Why are you doing that?" asked the keeper. "The sign says it's OK." replied the visitor.
"No, it doesn't." "Yes it does. It says 'Do not feed. $10 fine.' "
4.
Three boys are bragging about their fathers."My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does," says the first boy.
"My dad can fire his gun and be there before the bullet," says the second boy.
"That's nothing," the third boy says. "My dad stops working at 4.30 and gets home by 3.45!"
5.
Did you know goldfish don't like to watch television? Yeah, they're afraid they might get hooked.
6.
Why did the snail take off his shell? He was feeling a little sluggish.
7.
A little guy gets a window seat on a plane. A burly, mean-looking guy plops down in the seat
next to him and promptly falls asleep. During the flight, the little guy starts to feel airsick but is
afraid to wake the big guy up to get to the restroom. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and
the little guy pukes all over the big guy's chest. Five minutes later, the big guy wakes up, looks
down, and sees the vomit all over him. "So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"
8.
Next door to me, a young men lives above his elderly landlady. He has his share of wild parties
and she goes to bed early, but they get along just fine. Curious, I asked him how they make it
work. "I take out her garbage in the morning," he said, "and she takes out her hearing aid at
night."
And that's the end. Thanks for reading, hope you laugh to my lame jokes. :D
Live, Love, Laugh
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